teacher: a friend of mine uses this drug when vasectomizing elephants in africa
*shock on all our faces
girl in class: (sarcastically) yea, cuz theres too many elephants
teacher: its not so much too many elephants as not enough land
other girl in class: yea, cuz of PEOPLE.
other girl: we should vasectomize people
teacher: well ethically thats not so…
me: catch and release.
*entire class erupts in laughter. INCLUDING teacher.
lol…are we bad people for laughing at the idea of kidnapping humans and force sterilizing them?
PROECT THE ANIMALS! lol.